its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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