Fuck appropriateness.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
