I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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