But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
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she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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