similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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