My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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