She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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