Tell her she can't have a vagina
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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