My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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