And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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