Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I love you.
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