i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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