I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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