We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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