Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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