But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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