Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
