I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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