I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'm having to shit out rocks
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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