Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Found your dick twin last night
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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