Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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