How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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