idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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