that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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