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So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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