with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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