There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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