im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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