just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
