You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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