My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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