I'll bet she douches with gravy.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
