Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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