Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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