Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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