I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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