Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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