I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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