before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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