i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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