Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
