3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He shit in the fireplace
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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