Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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