Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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