Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
