So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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