If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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