i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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