Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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