Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
