About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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