He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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